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JANOWSKII


On the fourth day of the twentieth month of two years ago, the banks of the mighty Piss River spilled over. 
All the land was flooded but for the great pallet factory. The main pallet builder set out by canoe to seek survivors. He found but one - a deer trapper who spent every spare moment playing a blue guitar, finding inspiration in the nightly hammering that echoed from the pallet factory. 
"You must build a pallet whilst I play my blue guitar!" exclaimed the deer trapper. 
As they began to play, another canoe approached - a third survivor who rattled deer antlers to the tune. They performed this strange ritual each night until they earned enough money to buy into the greatest doemilk softserve franchise on either side of Piss River. And they named their humble pallet establishment Janowskii's Deery Queen.

playing friday april 26
AT THE CAPITAL COMPLEX (384 QUEEN ST)
NOT PHYSICALLY ACCESSIBLE (STAIRS)
DOORS 8:00 PM • 19+ • $15 (FULL ACCESS TO THE CAPITAL BAR, WILSERS ROOM & THE PHOENIX)